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Joke of the Day

"when I was a little kid, my mom told me I could do anything when I grew up. that's why I'm suing her"

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."

"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."

"I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds."

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."

"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."

"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"

"A co-worker just used the word ""elderly"" to describe someone my age and that's why I had to kill her."

"Glad to live in a time where being social doesn't require making eye contact."

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"