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Joke of the Day
"winter is coming the snow is what?"
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"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
"Why do Brides wear white? To match the rest of the household appliances."
"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."
"Lust. Love. Marriage. LUST: Tearing her panties off. LOVE: Sliding them down, gently. MARRIAGE: Folding them regularly."
"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."
"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"
"Someone stole my mood ring. I dont know how i feel about that."
"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."
"Atleast there was one way that the new Ghostbusters was true to the original... It still had a black guy as one of the main cast."