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Joke of the Day
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"
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"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."
"Do you know what the difference is between patronising and condescending? Condescending is where you talk down to someone. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it though."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
"I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars."
"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"