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Joke of the Day
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"
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"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."
"Everyone's a genius until faced with an alien coffee maker"
"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"
"If I win this lottery I'd give half to charity She treated me well at the strip club"
"WIFE: you've had enough ME (eating my 68th breadstick): aw man OLIVE GARDEN MANAGER: let him eat one more lol"
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"
"What i if told you You that read wrong And that probably too"
"Did you guys hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his meds? He died of an overdose."
"There are a lot of female hormones in beer. When I drink five bottles I also can't drive a car and start behaving illogically."