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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"
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"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"
"A man goes to see his doctor. Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother."
"25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated."
"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."
"My problem with self-deprecation... is that I suck at it."
"What has one ""n"", two ""g""s, an ""i"", ""e"", and an ""r"" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group? ginger"