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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who really likes balloons? Autistic."

"Sex in the morning I bet it has been up here before, but I felt that it had to be out here again. Sex is one of THE best things to wake up to.... Unless you are in prison"

"A Briton is on vacation in Germany. The man walks into a bar. Dies."

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred"

"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."

"I don't understand why men are so worried about erectile dysfunction. I mean, it can't be that hard."

"Why can't you trick unemployed jesters? Because they're nobody's fool"