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Joke of the Day

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"

"Favorite song What's a chinese chef's favorite song? I believe I can fry."

"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"

"I was in a 3rd grade talent show and told a few jokes. I quickly got escorted off the stage because I'm 30 and should be at work."

"The frog was double parked... And that's why she got Toad."

"What's the world's scariest plant? bamBOO!"

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."

"Me: ""If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as well as beauty."" Wife: ""Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"""