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Joke of the Day
"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."
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"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."
"Yo momma so fat I'm really starting to get worried about her health."
"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"
"My neighbor introduced his wife to me as his better half. I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife to him as the lesser of two evils."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"
"ME: Pet it OPTIMUS PRIME: But I'm afraid of it ME: It's just a dog OP: Oh..ok [reaches out] DOG: [sneezes] OP: [transforms into large truck]"
"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"
"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"