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Joke of the Day

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"Welche vier Flusse kennt jede Blondine? Rhein, Inn, Main, Po"

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."

"Why are blondes such bad cow herders? Because they can't keep their calves together"

"What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!"

"If things around you don't change, change the thing you're around."

"People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after."

"My friend wrote a joke on an egg and gave it to me to share with others. But I forgot and spoiled it."

"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."

"Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome."