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Joke of the Day

"A couple was having sex in the front seat of the car. They were very horny!"

"A study shows that 50% of adults would fail an 8th grade math exam The other 40% of us would rock that shit"

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."

"Women on their periods make me angry... ...I was loking up my wife's skirt last night and the red mist descended over my eyes."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay fifty bucks for a lentil on my chest."

"Why does Sean Connery suck at DIY? A lack of shelf awareness."

"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."

"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"

"On a scale of 1 to 10... How would you rate binary code?"

"Mrs. Claus can't have kids Do you know why Mrs. Claus can't have kids? Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney."