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Joke of the Day

"Limericks eh? There once was a fellow named Blair Who was having his girl on the stair On the 44th stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in the air."

"Convincing someone to have sex is a lot like getting ketchup out of a glass bottle. It's a lot easier with a knife."

"Why do they call them brrr-itos when they're not even cold?"

"What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States? We wouldn't have to pay her as much."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"

"According to my current parking spot, I'm Chief of Police."

"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"

"Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon? Cause they'll Pikachu"