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Joke of the Day

"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"

"What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner? ""Lettuce prey"""

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."

"So a work colleague told me that Prince died and they found his body in a lift. Well, he was obviously coming down with something."

"Garden Water Features by Lily Pond"

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"

"How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"