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Joke of the Day

"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"

"Restaurant A friend said she heard there's a wonderful restaurant on the moon, but nobody goes there because there's no atmosphere..."

"Rumour... I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock. It's a false alarm."

"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."

"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."

"[HR office] Do you know why we called you in today? To give me a pay rise? No. Because I googled 'How to burn down office' 600 times? Yes."

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"Shakespeare could see the future. He knew people would listen to only two types of music. Doobie or not Doobie."