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Joke of the Day

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?"

"Constipated people don't give a crap."

"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."

"Java programmers do it with... class."

"Knock Know 9/11 Knock Knock. Who's There? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."

"Really? ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"" Um...may I introduce you to pizza?"

"Man, I have really bad diarrhea I need to get my shit together."

"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."

"A friend's uncle asked how to use Amazon. He may need an Internet primer... ...do you think Sherwin-Williams makes one?"