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Joke of the Day
"Potheads must have been disappointed with Jurassic Park... 'Cause there's no grass."
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"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"
"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."
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"A dog made out of diamonds is everyone's best friend."
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