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Joke of the Day

"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"

"What do you call a blasian? A criminal mastermind"

"WIFE: this year, can you put the santa presents out for the kids christmas morning? GUY WHO NEVER FOUND OUT SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL: what"

"What type of stories do cocaine addicts write? Snort stories"

"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"

"Whatever doesn't kill you TRIED TO KILL YOU!"

"I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back ""I know."""

"Ah you love me that's great. Now I'll do a bunch of terrible shit because I need to be sure you love me no matter what"

"It would be cool if a jar of Nutella had more than one serving in it..."

"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."