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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"
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"What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench? A basketball team."
"How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler"
"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"
"Just got back from my secret society meeting. I'm really pleased with next year's Golden Globe winners."
"4: ""Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."""
"F.Y.I. ~~ hand jobs from girls who speak sign language....do in fact, count as blow jobs"
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"Me: let's try to catch snowflakes on our tongues! Wife: but we're inside.?. Me: shhhh, just close your eyes."
"Animals in Australia There are 2 kinds of animals in Australia: * Those that want to eat you * Sheeps"