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Joke of the Day
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
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"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."
"What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day? A last name."
"MADOKA MAGICA SPOILERS Why did Tomoe Mami die? She got ahead of herself."
"*1st day on prozac* Me: These are awesome! What am I supposed to take tomorrow? Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops."
"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that's bullshit, I've never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Did you see that new porno for necrophiliacs? It's called ""Sex Feet Under""."