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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."
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"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi"
"How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!"
"Three dyslexic girls walk into a bra... And if life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic yourself."
"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."
"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."