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Joke of the Day

"A redneck walks in to a restaurant with his wife, sister and cousin He walks up to the host and says table for two please"

"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."

"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."

"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"

"I was going to tell a straight joke... Vagina fuck it"

"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."

"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."

"The greatest distance in the Universe is the one between how people think they look in a Hummer limo, and how they actually look."