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Joke of the Day

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital He has no idea what is going on. A nurse walks into his room and he asks, ""Where am I?"" She responded, ""ICU."" He said,""No you don't."""

"What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results? A weapons designer for the First Order."

"If you add 'ish' on the end of the time, you're not really late."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!"

"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."

"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"

"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."