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Joke of the Day

"I was at a hockey game yesterday and I came up with this horrible joke. Why are women bad luck at hockey games? Because they never have good periods."

"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"

"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards !!!"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup ! Yes it's the rotting meat that attracts them !"

"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"

"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"

"Just once I'd like to see a celebrity show up to the red carpet in jeans and be like, ""Oh, was this today? I was just in the neighborhood."""