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Joke of the Day

"Making Snacks by San Widge"

"How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in cardboard boxes."

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"

"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."

"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"

"What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!"

"Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house? She didn't have the balls."