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Joke of the Day

"My thoughts on the recent events by the Reddit Staff [removed]"

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"You know you're diplomatic when... you can tell someone to go to hell in a way that makes them look forward to the trip."

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon? the cow didn't make it."

"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"

"Don't think I won't spin around and French kiss you if you're standing too close to me in line at the liquor store."

"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."