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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house? She didn't have the balls."
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"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"Gerard Butler is what I imagine Shrek would be like if he transformed back into a human."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"I need to go Wal-Mart but I don't wear pajamas, I'm not a NASCAR fan and I'm not fat. This is what I call a conundrum."
"My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her."
"A priest and a rabbi leave a bar ..., and see a ten year old boy. The priest says ""Let's screw him!"" and the rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."