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Joke of the Day
"Thank you all for the Happy Birthday wishes!!! Had a GREAT DAY!!! (didn't read a single one)"
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"The name's Bondjamesbond. James Bondjamesbond."
"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"
"Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son."
"Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said.... ""Get a room U2!"""
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife. I talk to it about my current life situations. The knife tells me I'm crazy. It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point."
"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"
"Why are pedophiles so full of themselves? They only have sex with people who look up to them."
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"