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Joke of the Day

"Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said.... ""Get a room U2!"""

"Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"

"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran."

"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."

"Nothing creepier than a grown man drinking a glass of milk."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I might vote for it."