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Joke of the Day
"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."
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"[Lie detector] ""You claim you can move an object by saying just one word. Is this true?"" - Yes *needle going nuts* ""I, sir, have been owned"""
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack."
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"
"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."
"Hey you see that Russian car over there? When I was in Moscow I saw a Lada them."
"What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)"
"Swear words Faggot shit fuck dick nigger slut ass pussy cunt damn whitey"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."