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Joke of the Day

"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."

"Every guy has a soft sensitive side. It's called ""I need to get laid and I'll say and do anything to"

"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"

"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."

"If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you."

"#punsr PREDOMINANT: how to describe a young lady. . . before she gets married"

"""We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"" CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan"

"So, I decided to give Reddit a try... It has its ups and downs."

"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."

"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"