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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

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"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"
"Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E."
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy? Cause shes terrible."
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? *The ultrasound guy.* Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy's off? *The hip replacement guy.*"
"Did you hear about that guy who got killed in a rice field by a hitman with a porcelain doll? Police are saying it's the first known case of a knick-knack-paddy-wack."
"What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine? It wooden go"
"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"
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