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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"Someone left a really nice couch out on the street so I went home and got a lamp and TV and this is where I live now."

"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."

"Girl, you're like speeding in a construction zone... Double Fine"

"what do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."

"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business!"