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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"Which country has the nicest children? Germany. German children are kinder."

"Can you run a bath when you have the runs? ... only if you have enough."

"5 scientists out of 6 say that russian roulette is safe"

"Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress."

"Oedipus? I hate that motherfucker"

"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."

"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath"

"Trump walks into a bar.... Because it was set so low."