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Joke of the Day

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."

"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"

"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"

"Turtle 911: Whats ur emergency? Turtle: MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DISAPPEARED! 911: Have u tried looking in her house? Turtle: oops never mind."

"churches should have punch cards and if you go ten times you get a free sandwich"

"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."

"On one hand, I want to stop masturbating but on the other hand, I have my penis..."