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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."
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"How come, ""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise mean the same thing... ....except when you say them at a funeral?"
"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."
"When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me. After a while, my mum said, ""Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."""
"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"
"'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note."
"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"What's the stupidest joke you've ever heard?"
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"A foot fetish porn called ""I think we got off on the wrong foot"""