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Joke of the Day
"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."
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"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
"Found an eyelash on my pizza. Wished for more pizza."
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"When I have children I'm gonna make them watch the movie ""2012"" and tell them I survived that. #awesome"
"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you."
"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""