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"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
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"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"
"combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name"
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"What happens when you steamroll Batman and Robin? They become flatman and ribbon."
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."
"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."
"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""