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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"
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"Have you read that new book on antigravity? It's hard to put down!"
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Drunk."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies."
"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"
"What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&M student have in common? They both applied to UT Austin"
"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"