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Joke of the Day

"saleslady: can I help you ""yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?"" saleslady: ummm just the usual two ""nice, nice"""

"What's the difference between a racist and a liberal? Gullibility"

"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."

"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."

"I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary."

"What caused ""The Black Death""? The police."

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."

"Did u guys know u can smoke Newports on Delta flights"

"What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope"

"What did our parents do to kill time before the internet? I asked my 21 brothers and sisters and they had no clue either."