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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"

"My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent."

"What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"Why do emo kids always have the latest technologies?"

"I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon."

"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Nothing says ""I'm an American"" more than ordering a pizza online and tweeting about it and then hating soccer."

"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."