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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."
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"""You're never alone."": A phrase that's maybe cute to find in a love note, but horrifying to find smeared on a fogged up bathroom mirror."
"When I was 9, I was touched by an Angel. Angel Martinez, currently serving 16 years."
"Borrowing Money ""Glad to see you, old man. Can you lend me five dollars ?"" ""Sorry, but I haven't a cent with me today"" ""And at home ?"" ""They're all very well, thank you, very well""."
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"
"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."
"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."
"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"
"What do you call a pirate that sells things? A sailor."
"Doctor: tell me everything you told the nurse 5 minutes ago."