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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pirate that sells things? A sailor."

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."

"Donald Sterling saying racism is not a problem is like mosquitoes saying malaria is not a problem."

"Gunfire reported at track and field event They said it was race related"

"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."

"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."

"The general rule is that you shouldn't ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity"

"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."

"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."