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Joke of the Day
"guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine"
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"Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant? They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, ""That'll be $5"". I should be able to say, ""That'll be a sandwich."""
"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
"A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down... The bartender turns to him and says, ""Get outta here. We don't serve your kind."" Mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."
"Why do Jews watch porn in reverse... Their favorite part is when the girl gives the money back...."
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop And he says ""Can you make me one with everything"""
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her."