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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"

"Drove my son to school only to realize there was a 2 hour late start. I should have dressed him warmer. He looked cold, sitting on the curb."

"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"

"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"

"My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently."

"Did you hear about the weightlifter who had a hole-in-one? He paid for the drinks all around with his barbell."

"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."

"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""