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Joke of the Day

"Drove my son to school only to realize there was a 2 hour late start. I should have dressed him warmer. He looked cold, sitting on the curb."

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"Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"I wish I was in better shape but I also wish I could fast-forward this pizza tracker."
"I have a tendency to run around naked... So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking."
"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."
"Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced."
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"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."