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Joke of the Day

"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"

"What did the Italian say when the eel swam by? That's a Moray."

"I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder."

"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""

"Why didn't the lazy guy have sex? Because his dick was just too hard"

"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."

"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."

"Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce? It's picked-out daily south of the border."

"Why do people keep buying velcro? It's such a ripoff."

"EXORCIST: the previous tenant was murdered. You can see their ghost in the background of this photo SPOOKY GHOST VOICE: oooomg deleeeete it"