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Joke of the Day
"I have a step ladder its a nice ladder, but I wish I knew my real ladder."
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"I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks."
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"I used to work in a helium factory... But I left, because I didn't like the way they spoke to me... [Read the second part with a helium voice.]"
"It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. ""This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."""
"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."
"I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are."
"What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you? A senpairate."
"If I die in a fire, I want my last words on my grave... ... ""I won't die, I'm 70% water!"""
"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."