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Joke of the Day
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
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"Caught my wife in bed with a guy, says he's here to fix this wobbly wood bed frame. It seems legit, his Carpenter jeans are on the Floor."
"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."
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"Before twitter, celebrities used to sit dead for months and months completely unnoticed."