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Joke of the Day
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
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"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"What do you do to dead chemists? You barium."
"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."
"A Liar, a Murderer, and a Cheater walk into a bar... The Patriots must be in town."
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"I'd rather watch a four hour montage of old Russian men eating soup than have a toddler throw a tantrum in a Target."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""
"Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?"