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Joke of the Day

"I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady..."

"What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler"

"What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus? ""You've got a lot of potential, son."""

"I was driving through a woodland area the other day and accidentally hit a stag It really spoiled the wedding"

"I went to the zoo the other day and the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih tzu."

"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."

"""I have 29 seconds left to live... Please let me just hear our song before I die"" Anything you want! *googles song* *30 second ad plays* NOO"

"""I missed you so much!"" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed."

"How can complex numbers be real if i's not real?"

"I just made up a new word Plagiarism."