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Joke of the Day

"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"Why did Bill and Ted join Islam? Because they heard it was radical!"

"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"My love comes with more terms and conditions than iTunes."

"what do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence."

"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"

"Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed? So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up."

"They should just rename double stuffed Oreos to regular Oreos. And rename regular Oreos to ""Do it Yourself Double Oreo Kits""."