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Joke of the Day
"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."
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"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
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"Jeb Bush told a joke. Please laugh."