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Joke of the Day
"Who would have thought.... Some as humble as I am, could be so important.."
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"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
"Rosetta Stone should make software for whatever valley girl language my 16-year old stepdaughter speaks."
"Why was the drug dealer late? Because he tripped"
"Whenever I'm nervous on a business call, I just envision the person on the other end of the phone as a muppet."
"Every time I lose a sock I like to imagine it went to set one of Dobby's house elf friends free."
"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""
"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."
"What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny."
"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."