103328

Joke of the Day

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"Why do lesbians shop at sport authority? Because they don't like Dick's"

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."

"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""

"Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me."

"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."

"I like my women how I like my coffee without another man's penis in it."