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Joke of the Day
"Some people make remarks about my dandruff. I just brush it off."
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"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."
"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."
"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"
"What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon? Tennish"
"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."
"I Like My Bed Like I Like My Women Tight, neat, and wrinkle free"
"I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day"
"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""